Similarity between Muslims and Jews:

1. Both refrain from pork (and other forbidden food, I am not going into the lists).

2. Both obtain their laws from Semitic-language ancient books.

3. Both are hard-headed when it comes to political possession of Jerusalem.

4. Both don't believe in Trinity.

5. Both segregate men and women.

6. Both pray multiple times a day, in the morning, in the afternoon, and in the evening.

7. Both hate each other.

Praise the Lord.